thedailywhat:

Pay Gap Acknowledgment of the Day: Hey girl, it’s been nearly 50 years since JFK signed the Equal Pay Act of 1963, and women STILL earn 77 cents for each dollar earned annually by men.

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I’m sorry recruitment person for government job but if you had read my cover letter you will have seen that I covered all your points on the person spec and I got a certificate for doing amazing work in my last job.

And no I don’t think it’s reasonable for you to request that my cover letter is 2-3 pages long for an assistant PA job that pays just over £19,000 a year. That’s just too fucking ridiculous! 

Now you may be thinking I should do it anyway so that I can get a job and no doubt I’ll swallow my pride and outrage and do the 2-3 pages but part of me just wants to make the font size massive so it takes up 10 pages.

And by the way FUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCKKKKKKK YOOOOOOOUUUUUUUU!

I had a great weekend. My best mate from Bath came down on Friday and we went to the pub for my friend Beni’s birthday. Had a good time, came home, my best friend was on her way home from work and stopped in for a cup of tea. All three of us lay in my bed chatting about stuff until about half 4 then we went to sleep. 

Saturday went to see the adventures of Alice in wonderland ballet at the Royal Opera House. It was absolutely stunning, everyone should go and see it. Was super tired so had a nap when I got home. Ordered pizza, ate it and then felt all bloated and crap. Went out to Bloomsbury Bowling Lanes to see the Nextmen. I was doing my best to bust some super amazing moves but I just couldn’t shake my ass and swing my hips like I’m used to. Losing your swagger when there’s bangin’ tunes going down sucks. I’ll never let it happen again, and I’ll limber up so my annoying ‘bad’ knee stops cramping up. A piece of advice; Do not crash your bike into a large metal cable box at the age of thirteen and shatter your knee cap. Eventually the bone will heal and apparently get stronger but regardless you will get arthritis in the winter and sometimes your knee will seize up. It’s bate.

This post was pretty long and not very informative. I want to get my swagger back so I’m gonna do some knee exercises and then I’m going to get crazy with the cheese wizz in Amsterdam next weekend. 

I wanted to share all that information with the internet but I think mostly I just wanted to remember it.

Also, I rocked heels with socks on Friday and it looked awesome. I’m like the honey badger.

Having a sit down at the royal opera house. Alice in wonderland ballet was outstanding, I recommend it to everyone. Dancing times!

I definitely need to get a job. This is becoming less a joke and more than half the days…

This is my friend Dom having a sit down on the way to Antwerp using the power of legs alone. Cycling times!

How you know a TV show isn’t as great as it used to be, the opening sequence is always played in full. Shame.

I wish I was on a boat not walking to the next bus stop and angrily drinking wine from the bottle. Part of me wishes I could just become a meth addict but as beck said drugs don’t kill your day job.

Does this make it look like I’m on the spectrum?

Having a sit down after my interview at kings. Went okay but who knows? Nervous times!